Spawn My a Scuird
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sopsketch:

OKAY SO

i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle

so one day i was like WHAT IF

YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST

FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE

AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND…

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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lillyleaf101mew:

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The Icelandic goat is an endangered species. Farmer Johanna and her family are working towards protecting and maintaining the goat stock in Iceland at their farm; Háafell. There are less than 820 Icelandic goats left on Earth and around 400 are on this farm! The…

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word